DAISY: I once had Dorothy’s original bike from The Wizard of Oz. I knew someone from the props department.
MASON: Don’t you mean you blew somebody in the props department?
DAISY: Knew, blew, tomato, tomahto. Once baby Judy died, I didn’t want to ride it anymore, so I sold it at an auction.
Dead Like Me, 1x11 The Bicycle Thief
CHUCK: Ned thinks he’s a terrible gift giver.
NED: I am.
CHUCK: He’s obsessed with finding the perfect gift that doesn’t exist.
NED: It does!
CHUCK: Then he psychs himself out to the point where he doesn’t gift anything. But he’s already given me the greatest gift of all - my life back.
NED: Still, I’m not giving up.
Pushing Daisies, 2x13 Kerplunk!
MOTHER SUPERIOR: God, in his wisdom, has led you here. Take refuge and hide your secret from the world. And once your baby is born, you can return to the outside world.
OLIVE: Oh, whoa, hold that pregnant pause. I’m not with child. Unless it’s immaculate conception or I wore a strange man’s underwear.
Pushing Daisies, 2x01 Bzzzzzzzzz
MASON: Heed his advice and stay on his good side. He’s like a volcano, George. He erupts and he spews lava and all the little villagers, they run around for their lives. But, you know, he stops, and you can go back to the safety of your own home.
GEORGE: How long is he gonna stay mad?
MASON: I’ve seen him stay mad for years. I’ve seen it, but it’s not like this pitbull mad, it’s like this disturbing, simmering, quiet rage mad. But he likes you, George. He’ll stay mad for less time.
GEORGE: Days? Weeks?
MASON: What’s the other one after that one?
GEORGE: Months?
MASON: Yeah, yeah, that’s the one.
Dead Like Me, 1x04 Reapercussions
| Delores: | Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a serious affliction. Most people don't know this, but Marilyn Monroe had IBS. |
| George: | Is that what blew her skirt up? |
| Ned: | I was wondering if you know where I might find Dwight Dixon. |
| Lily: | Ninth circle of Hell, if there's any justice. |