You know what we are? We’re the walking dead on Halloween. If anyone should be scared, should be them.

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Pushing Daisies, 2x01 Bzzzzzzz!

JAYE: Well, if it isn’t the squealer. Thanks for squealing, squealer.
SHARON: How am I a squealer?
JAYE: Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files.

Wonderfalls, 1x05 Crime Dog

CHUCK: Look, I took care of Lily and Vivian for twenty years and they never even left the house. What happened was incredibly unusual.
NED: Please take this the right way, but so is being dead but not dead.
EMERSON: Amen.

Pushing Daisies, 2x02 Circus Circus

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“Wonderfalls” (Bryan Fuller & Todd Holland, 2004)

JAYE: [while spying on a shoplifter] He’s eying the slinky. You know, he has to steal, like, four of those for me to even get a dollar.
SECURITY GUARD: Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?
JAYE: Ten percent of whatever they were going to steal. One time, I “accidentally” left the watch case open and got like 500 bucks!

Wonderfalls, 1x13 Caged Bird

GEORGE: This is my work-related scrapbook. These are bone fragments I found in a telephone pole next to an exploded high voltage transformer. And this is from that nuclear reactor incident. I think it’s a testicle!

Dead Like Me, 1x05 Reaping Havoc