CHUCK: Ned, do you remember before when I said all the things I learned about you?
NED: Jealous. Romantic. Jealous. I felt I had to say it twice.
CHUCK: Right. Well, I think it’s time for you to write down all the things you learned about me.
NED: Why?
CHUCK: Well, that way, if stuff happens…just remember the list.

Pushing Daisies, 1x04 Pigeon