EMERSON: Uh, we need to prove Hallie Hundin’s innocent.
NED: Your conscience calls you on the telephone?
EMERSON: Those blind kids that Hallie gave her puppies to have put together a Free Hallie fund. We exonerate Hallie, we collect the reward.
CHUCK: You’re taking money from blind children?
EMERSON: I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids’ smiles, but their money’s a lot easier.

Pushing Daisies, 1x06 Bitches