NED: It’s the Pie Hole, not the Cupcake Hole.
CHUCK: But it’s not a cupcake, it’s a cup-pie! A single-serve pie with honey, my honey, baked into the crust. And since it’s still a pie, it could be served in the Pie Hole, by definition.
NED: I’m a purist. I like that we only serve traditional pies in the Pie Hole, not these hybrids.
CHUCK: You know, you could do with a little loosening up.
NED: I don’t do loose. I prefer tightly wound, not shapeless with extra room for surprises.
CHUCK: I was a surprise. You made room for me.
NED: Yeah, I made room. A whole rooftop full of room for you and your bees.
CHUCK: I know and I love it. And I’m not Quasimodo in the bell tower.
NED: Quasimodo would have been a lot better off if he’d stayed in his bell tower where it was safe and comfortable and he had his bell.
CHUCK: I’m not sure Quasimodo would agree with that. Quasi wanted adventure, Quasi wanted to see the world, Quasi wanted cup-pies!

Pushing Daisies, 1x07 Smell of Success