GEORGE: Delores, I’m not joining the bowling team.
DELORES: It’s not about you, sweetie.
GEORGE: Then why am I feeling like it’s going to be me who’s renting the shoes?
DELORES: Its about your substance abuse problem.
GEORGE: [voiceover] Aaah, the rehab lie, back to bite me in the ass again.
DELORES: Think of bowing as two and a half hours a week where you won’t have to think about sucking blow through a bendy straw off a fast food restaurant sink.

Dead Like Me, 1x06 My Room