JAYE: Faking amnesia? How Days of Our Lives can you get?
HEIDI: Oh, please! This whole thing’s your fault.
JAYE: While normally that’d be true, this time I’m quite certain you’re the crazy one.
HEIDI: You hit me with a television!
JAYE: It was a portable!
HEIDI: When I woke up, I really did think I was on my honeymoon. For a second. But you’re the one who insisted Eric bring me back here.
JAYE: Fine. I’m the crazy one. But I had the snake!
HEIDI: But it’s my snake and I want it back! [beat] The snake…that’s a penis reference, right?
JAYE: No! God! With a mind that works like that, no wonder you cheated on your honeymoon.
Wonderfalls, 1x10 Lying Pig
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Faking amnesia? How Days of Our Lives can you get? HEIDI: Oh, please! This whole thing’s your fault. JAYE: While...