JAYE: [while spying on a shoplifter] He’s eying the slinky. You know, he has to steal, like, four of those for me to even get a dollar. SECURITY GUARD: Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter? JAYE: Ten percent of whatever they were going to steal. One time, I “accidentally” left the watch case open and got like 500 bucks!
Wonderfalls, 1x13 Caged Bird
JAYE: [while spying on a shoplifter] He’s eying the slinky. You know, he has to steal, like, four of those for me to even get a dollar.
SECURITY GUARD: Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?
JAYE: Ten percent of whatever they were going to steal. One time, I “accidentally” left the watch case open and got like 500 bucks!

Wonderfalls, 1x13 Caged Bird

07/30/10 at 4:53pm
69 notes
  1. piratesmiles reblogged this from fuckyeahtvpicspam
  2. eraser-room reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  3. legss reblogged this from clownprince-of-crime
  4. altlivia reblogged this from clownprince-of-crime
  5. clownprince-of-crime reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  6. anticute-slowlyrotatingchococake reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse and added:
    why do all the shows i love get cancelled? ;-;
  7. cuddle-me-shipmate reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  8. dhavernas reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  9. sarahwalkerss reblogged this from fuckyeahtvpicspam
  10. aredhel reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  11. wantmeback reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  12. chiblet reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  13. atomeve reblogged this from fuckyeahtvpicspam
  14. fakemustache reblogged this from ughwhat
  15. ughwhat reblogged this from alisea and added:
    alisea | fuckyeahfullerverse
  16. shiparker reblogged this from jayetyler and added:
    I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
  17. hermayonegg reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  18. doctorr reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  19. jayetyler reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  20. twolittlewords reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse
  21. forgers reblogged this from fuckyeahfullerverse