JAYE: [while spying on a shoplifter] He’s eying the slinky. You know, he has to steal, like, four of those for me to even get a dollar.
SECURITY GUARD: Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?
JAYE: Ten percent of whatever they were going to steal. One time, I “accidentally” left the watch case open and got like 500 bucks!
Wonderfalls, 1x13 Caged Bird
why do all the shows i love get cancelled? ;-;
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